Jeff

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Jeff is the kind of guy that you just know got beat up and locked into his locker when he was in Junior High. When ever you say something to him, he puts this pained expression on his face as though you are scraping your finger nails across a blackboard. He then proceeds to explain to you some item of minutia, which is either so obvious because you do, after all, work in the same field as he does, or so irrelevant to the situation that you didn't bother to even bring it up. The thing with Jeff is, you just cannot have a short conversation with him. He is incredibly smart, he knows his shit, and The Company is stronger for having him. You just wish he would shut the hell up sometimes.