The Twilight Report

I made some comments about Mr. Trash Wheel after seeing him patrol the Baltimore Inner Harbor when we stayed there for a weekend earlier this year. Well now they have a new female Trash Wheel, and kudos for them not naming her Mrs. Trash Wheel a la Ms. Pac-Man. Her name is Professor Trash Wheel! Nice! I've already friended her on The Facebook and The Twitscape, where I have learned that the two Trash Wheels are not actually related:

Let me clear up a common misnomer: @MrTrashWheel is not my brother, though it is a pleasure to meet his acquaintance. pic.twitter.com/l9CqTmmVfA

— ProfessorTrashWheel (@ProfTrashWheel) December 2, 2016

Now I am just waiting for them to add a third named Trashy McTrashface. Er.

edit: fixed link to the notice about Prof. Trash Wheel