The Twilight Report

First I stopped at the super market for Matzo since Passover starts at sunset tonight. All I could find were matzo crackers. Had there been some sort of mad Passover dash to stock up on unleavened bread? I am new to this sort of thing. Then I decided to stop at Best Buy to get a replacement copy of the downward spiral since mine is worn and starting to skip a lot in the last couple of tracks. I got over my obsession with nin and Trent years ago, but it is still one of my favourite driving CDs. There is a lot of pig imagery, especially in the first half of the disc, so I wonder if it is kosher. Lena would tell me that this is the sort of question that you can ask your rabbi, only I sort of like to figure things out on my own, and I am not Jewish anyway so the question is rather “academic” as annoying cube neighbour would say. Why am I getting Matzo for Passover?, you might ask. We'll I'm not Christian, but I celebrate the winter festival, even though sometimes for me it falls in the middle of the summer.