pigeon

[ljplicease]

“Simcha Felder, a Brooklyn city councillor, wants to ban the feeding of pigeons. Mr Felder, a Democrat, would like to slap a $1,000 fine on every transgressor, and hopes to introduce pigeon-terrifying hawks, avian birth-control and a “pigeon tsar” to control the bird population. He argues that pigeon droppings damage buildings and other infrastructure and can carry disease, and cites as a success the experience of Ken Livingstone, London’s mayor—who uses hawks to scare pigeons from Trafalgar Square. Pro-pigeon advocates plan to stage a protest on the steps of City Hall on November 30th.”

—The Economist

I want the job of pigeon tsar. I think it would look awesome on my resumé.

Comments

[drkryl.livejournal.com]

I always wondered - if you bring in hawks to eat the pigeons, would the total amount of poop stay the same?

[plicease]

good point. and what do you bring in once the hawks become a problem?

[drkryl.livejournal.com]

not sure who you'd bring in, but then you'd get promoted to Hawk Tsar! How cool would that be? :)