eBay is truely remarkable

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So... I'm selling some of my old junk to streamline my lifestyle. One of the folks bidding on one of my auctions also bid for this remarkable item:

• cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=960&item=8115909443

Which includes this text, in large red letters:

You cannot go wrong with the wonderful vintage red hat.

I really cannot think of anything more profound than that at the moment, but when I do, you can be sure that I will update you right here.