Remember: Make Or Break

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Driving to work today, I realized that I am going to miss the roads in America, because as bad as the roads are in New York they are a lot worse down under.

Now I am at work taking a corny on-line financial integrity training course. Because clearly I deal with a lot of financial things and stuff at The Company.

We're no going to go back in time about three months, to see what Marie did to get into so much trouble.

Every question, and most statements in the course start with "Clearly Marie was wrong to...". The story they use as an example is just like Genesis, in that the woman in the story convinces the men to do the "clearly" wrong thing, and she and her male manager are sent to jail as a result.

They left the company in handcuffs in the back of a FBI sedan.

It could be worse, I suppose. It could be duck and cover or duct tape.

Comments

[dieofvanity.livejournal.com]

oh, that marie. she is such an idiot.

[(Anonymous)]

Shesh. Tell me about it.

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oops. i forgot to login, how embarrassing.

[dieofvanity.livejournal.com]

clearly, graham was wrong to post a comment without first logging in.

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I need to take an on-line class to remind myself of the importance of remembering to login. Only... what if I forget to login to that?

[hijinks-ensue.livejournal.com]

this reminds me of our "ethics" training, which mostly dealt with doing the right thing with your expense account, an issue i'll never face at this company.


recently, i've been getting emails from corporate detailing the importance of compliance with global trade laws. this is clearly an issue when communicating with guard services about their responses to alarms.